A conversation with Diana, 10:30 PM:
Me: My friends Rachel and Dan had their baby.
Diana: What did they name it?
Me: Samuel Gray. His middle name is Gray for David Gray. Rachel and Dan went to a concert of his on their fist date, and when Dan proposed to Rachel, he learned their song on the piano and played and sang it for her.
Diana: And are you going to have babies with your boy?
Me: Ew! I don't know! Don't talk about it!
Diana: Because I'm wondering what your baby's middle name would be. Would it be Samuel Led Zeppelin? It would be, wouldn't it? Samuel Led Zeppelin?
Me: No, knowing my boy, it would probably be Samuel Ke$ha or Samuel Lady Gaga.
6 comments:
Samuel Mister Deeds.
I refuse to refer to him on the blog as Mr. Deedsssssss.
you're not sure?!? babies?? What the bleep happened to miss-I'm-not-sure-I-wanted-to-have-kids....good lord, we need to talk missy!!
You can always call him Longfellow.
Or his middle name could be Lorriemoore. Couldn't get his ass kicked more often than some others I could think of.
I'm still not sure I want to have kids, Sassy Pants. I've been unsure for years. I'm still unsure. But I'm not definitively closing any doors for the future...
Also: I refuse to call him Longfellow, Diana. No Mr. Deeds and no Longfellow. Ew.
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