In August 2007 I packed up and moved to Maine, a state whose license plate identifies it as Vacationland. I'm now surrounded by signs that say CAUTION: MOOSE IN ROADWAY and 20-foot lobster statues. Oddly enough, this is also the second state I've lived in that claims to be the birthplace of Paul Bunyan. Coincidence? I think not.
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
A Conversation with The Boy From Work
Me: So, what should I get my brother for Christmas?
BFW: How about some lotion?
Me: Yeah, with a card that says, Now you can stop using the communal lotion. Love, Your Sister.