In August 2007 I packed up and moved to Maine, a state whose license plate identifies it as Vacationland. I'm now surrounded by signs that say CAUTION: MOOSE IN ROADWAY and 20-foot lobster statues. Oddly enough, this is also the second state I've lived in that claims to be the birthplace of Paul Bunyan. Coincidence? I think not.
Thursday, June 24, 2010
I'm Betting The Family Pack of Condoms Is in This Box
My brother is the only twenty-three year-old guy I know who would label his moving boxes like this:
I can only imagine the multitudes of disgusting things in that box. You can bet I won't be touching it.
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