I Know Better

A conversation with Josh:

Josh: I want to go back to school. What should I go for?

Me: Maybe you should go to bartending school.

Josh: Maybe I should. But that doesn't seem important enough.

Me: You could be a fancy bartender. You know, the type that makes up famous drinks and gets profiled in Bon Appetit.

Josh: Hmm. Maybe.

Me: You'd get a lot of pussy.

Josh: Yes. Wait. Wait just a minute. What did you say? Did you just say pussy?

Me: Yes.

Josh: Don't ever say that again. Like, ever.

Me: Fair enough.