A few weeks ago my friend Josh left for France, where he will be teaching English for almost a year. Today I got this report from Boulogne Sur Mer:
Josh: So, I've never met my housemate, but he left me a note over the toilet today.
Me: What did it say?
Josh: Merci de nettoyer le wc apres votre passage. Sounds elegant, huh?
Me: What does that mean?
Josh: It means thanks (in advance) for cleaning your leftovers from inside of the toilet after your passage.
Me: DID YOU LEAVE POOP IN THE TOILET, JOSH?
Josh: Well, there was like a tiny bit of a poop mark on the outside and that was it. Nothing more.
Me: That's gross!
Josh: Whatever. This guy's a total d-bag. I want to come home.
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