In August 2007 I packed up and moved to Maine, a state whose license plate identifies it as Vacationland. I'm now surrounded by signs that say CAUTION: MOOSE IN ROADWAY and 20-foot lobster statues. Oddly enough, this is also the second state I've lived in that claims to be the birthplace of Paul Bunyan. Coincidence? I think not.
Friday, August 28, 2009
Dating Advice from Josh
"Jessica!" Josh says. "If you get nervous, here's what you do: you just go to the store, buy a six pack, and slam that thing. If your date says, 'Are you drunk?' just tell him, 'Hey. I was a little nervous before I came, so I slammed a six pack.' And that's the end of the story."
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