Me: Hello!
Him: What are you doing?
Me: I'm sitting here in my pajamas, and I'm writing.
Him: Okay. Good. I just called because, you know, you're a Virgo.
Me: And?
Him: And you're obsessive about getting back to me when I e-mail. And I hadn't heard from you in days, so I was starting to worry you were dead in your apartment, and that the cat was picking at your carcass.
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