It's Because I'm Psychic (Or Because He's Been Known to Get Around)

Wily Republican: Hey. I know someone who's on this game show tonight.

Me: Oh yeah?

WR: Yeah. You should watch it.

Me: And did you sleep with her?

WR: Wait. Wait just a second. Who said it was a girl?

Me: Did you sleep with her?

WR: Well, yeah.

Me: Uh-huh. Exactly.

WR: It was a long time ago. Way before you. Why did you just assume that? I mean, how did you know that?

Me: I believe it's because I am awesome.

WR: I can't believe you just jumped to that conclusion. Why did you do that?

Me: Because I know you. And because you're a slut.