Funniest Student Conversation from Today

Me: Is our clock keeping the right time?

Everyone: Yes.

Me: Okay, because when I just walked down the hall I saw all the clocks in this wing are ten minutes faster than ours.

Boy: Yeah, all the clocks are wrong in the automotive department.

Girl: You'd think that wouldn't be. I mean, like, you'd think that they'd be all over those wrong clocks, fixing them and stuff.

Boy: Uh, hello, it's Automotive not Clockomotive.